I don't have a comment link as a true blog would have....and addressed the issue a few times by trying to fill this void with....examples....of comments that I....might receive if I did offer that option....and answers that I might give if I received what I might receive...or something like that.
April 14, 2009
Special Dog...or can I just call you dog? I am daily transfixed by this blog because of the constant seepage of stupidity, trivial boredom and jokes that are as funny as George Bush in the Oval Office. So you fancy yourself an expert in foreign policy, economics, religion and motivational techniques? In actuality, Charles Manson was probably a better influence on his group. You could have been one of Il Duce's Red Shirts from what I have seen of your regurgitating all of Bush's lies. He couldn't get bin Laden so he went after the guy who tried to hurt his Poppy. He's just an American Sheik and will be wearing much bigger pin-stripes when the International Court gets hold of him. As for Economics, you probably can't even balance your own checkbook! Religion? Apparently you have condemned everyone that does not agree with you to hell. God is a loving God, my friend, and he knows my heart and I am fully confident that he will accept me into his kingdom, should he really exist. And as for the advice that you seem to relish in giving, I can make a good case for guns not being the number one thing that needs banned. Trust me, you are no psychologist. Had you lived a century earlier, Freud would have written of the idiot, the ego and the superego. Dale from Elmira.
Dale, please excuse me for delaying in this response. I was quite taken aback by some of your comments. As for bad jokes, you are probably alluding to my question, "How do you tell a female fish from a male fish? You throw it in the bottom of the boat and if it flops this way and that way trying to get out, it is probably a male. If it looks up at you and says...Excuse me, could you give me directions on how to get of this boat... it is probably a female." Unfortunately, I have to admit, this was not a joke. I had heard this and just assumed that it was true. I got to thinking later and realized....fish can't talk. I don't mean to be picky but Mussolini had his Black Shirts, Hitler had his Brown Shirts, Al Gore has his Green Shirts and I believe that it is Hillary that is planning on Red Shirts. I have no idea how you know that I can't balance my own checkbook. I assume that it was just a lucky guess. I'll have you know that I studied psychology under Dr. Robert Hartley for eight seasons...er....years. I hope all is well in Elmira.
And this from August 13, 2011
Dogface....you are a conceited blowhard, a pipsqueak fabricator of lies, a bourgeoisie barnacle on the (deleted) of the Koch brothers, a textbook example of a fool, a dimwitted-moronic-imbecilic monkey who happens to type. Your brain is half the size of the iPhone you write about. You are probably a pig at the dinner table. The monitor on your computer is probably pitted from the noxious fumes coming from your bloated head. The monitors of those who happen, by pure chance, to come across your drivel are probably covered with vomit. You can't spell, you can't write, you can't even think. You give the alphabet a bad name. Spellcheck can't even figure out your hoof-pecked random assortment of letters vaguely resembling English words. I have read every blog you have fouled cyberspace with and now have nightmares of a blob coming out of Pittsburgh that sucks the air out of all footballs. Sincerely, Harry
Dear Harry, I am not a pipsqueak!! As for the nightmares...that's weird...can't help you there.
And these from this past March,
Dear Sir, I wanted to point out some errors in your thinking and logic with precision and clarity. Barack Obama is on his way to becoming the greatest President in United States history. His grasp of foreign policy has the wisdom of Solomon. Who else is able to see the circumlocution of the George Kennan doctrine and eviscerate military buildups without pandering to those who never really had the courage to build seminal relationships void of jealousy and rage. Our economy has moved along a line of tepid improvement while strengthening its fundamental structure without endangering the primary "amino acids" if you will, of sound, strong improvement? President Obama has instilled hope in those who, up until now, have only been able to call on inner motivations to face the massive forces aligned against them, all with due diligence to what every American has called its heritage, that being, total awareness of every liability that lurks within the assets of this post-Utopian age. Science has profited from the reality inherent in the broad scope of multi-faceted organizations that are constantly in flux and progressing at an incredible rate! The much maligned educational system has not only survived but demonstrated ingenuity in spite of numerous attempts to confound every non-consequential perfidy this administration has identified and pursued with more than due diligence. Generally, finding answers to every problem is a Herculean task but no Sisyphean quest for only by addressing every profligate Republican led maneuver can we actually turn these assaults into blessings for every American! It's been truly remarkable. Barack Obama has more than demonstrated brilliance, he has made the word synonymous with "Obama Administration." I'm sorry to bust your bubble but logic always always wins the day and clarity is the weapon of choice for every true and blue American! Julius Chernenko, Professor of Inner-Gender Studies and Holographic Historicity at the City College of Bangor, Maine P.S. Although on a slightly different topic you might want to read my paper titled The Sex Habits of the Pontchartrainian Turtle and its correlation to the "God Myth.".
Dear Professor Chernenko, I had trouble following the meaning of your comments for I only have a college education. I did though, happen across your paper while sitting in the doctor's office waiting for a butt enhancement procedure. It sounded like a Communist plot!
and this also...
Man u r nuts. What's all this comunism crap. I cant understan a word u say. u must have a innerear problem. get with it dude. Mark from L.A. the real spechal dog!
Dear...Mark...er...Spechal Dog...thanks for the input.
