It's front page Internet news on Fox right now! The caption with the accompanying picture reads..."Girl captures chilling pic of 'child ghost' in mom's car." This is Fox News folks....."Fair And Balanced." Here's the story.....A mother and her 13 year old daughter are riding in a car...alone...on a sunny day, and the daughter is bored and begins to take selfies of herself. A month later the mother comes across the picture on her phone... and visible behind her daughter is a young child....but they were alone in the car!
The mother then contacted an expert in the paranormal. The expert tells her that in using a special device, used also by the FBI and the CIA, that there was no color or temperature in the small child's face. Are you bored yet? There's a few more X-Files moments if you are interested but what I'm interested in is that the mother now thinks that "it's very important to the world to see that picture" because "So many people have hope for the afterlife and this proves it....." It should be noted that the mother, according to the article, "was not scared by the suspected haunting as she claims (her daughter) is a magnet for paranormal activity." Personally I think that's Megyn Kelly in the photo. She seems to be everywhere?
Let's go over this again.....a woman who according to the article has been given thirteen traffic tickets for driving with her daughter not wearing a seat belt....this woman tells us that she thinks it's important for the world to see the picture that's on her phone. I could see if it was only seven or eight tickets...but thirteen? The mother describes the daughter as a 'magnet' for paranormal activity." The daughter has been told thirteen times to put on her seat belt and never does it... but the mother is also 'sure' that there was no one in the backseat? Might I suggest that the young girl may have snuck someone along for the ride? Nah...that would be disobedient! The mother says that this whole thing is a 'positive' thing. What then is a negative thing....no ghosts in the picture? They were on their way to a junior beauty pageant...nothing unusual here! The mother sent the photo to the ....Director of Parapsychology, Afterlife and Paranormal Studies. I'll bet you she had his address in her contacts. This whole episode might encourage the producers of Monk to bring the show back into production...
Monk.............."Let me get this straight....you were sitting... here?
Mother..... "Yes, that's where the steering wheel is."
Monk....... "And your daughter was sitting... there?"
Mother..... "Yes...and the ghost was sitting in the back seat."
Monk........ "And your daughter didn't have her seat belt on even though you have had
thirteen traffic tickets for her not having her seat belt on?"
Mother............."I'm going to catch her one of these days."
Monk turns to Captain Stottlemeyer....
"There's something strange going on here."
Capt. Stottlemeyer rolls his eyes......
"Why...because there's a ghost in the back seat?
Monk....... "No...because this is front page Fox News.....Fair and Balanced."
Monk eyes get very bright................
"I've solved the case."
Capt. Stottlemeyer....."Monk, there's no case here."
Monk................."Oh yes there is. You see Hillary Clinton was supposed to win
the election. If she catches Robby Mook, her campaign manager,
she may strangle him! That 'ghost'... that ghost...
was Robby Mook hiding in the back seat!"
Capt. Stottlemeyer.....
"Well it does make sense....and it is her modus operandi?"
The mother then contacted an expert in the paranormal. The expert tells her that in using a special device, used also by the FBI and the CIA, that there was no color or temperature in the small child's face. Are you bored yet? There's a few more X-Files moments if you are interested but what I'm interested in is that the mother now thinks that "it's very important to the world to see that picture" because "So many people have hope for the afterlife and this proves it....." It should be noted that the mother, according to the article, "was not scared by the suspected haunting as she claims (her daughter) is a magnet for paranormal activity." Personally I think that's Megyn Kelly in the photo. She seems to be everywhere?
Let's go over this again.....a woman who according to the article has been given thirteen traffic tickets for driving with her daughter not wearing a seat belt....this woman tells us that she thinks it's important for the world to see the picture that's on her phone. I could see if it was only seven or eight tickets...but thirteen? The mother describes the daughter as a 'magnet' for paranormal activity." The daughter has been told thirteen times to put on her seat belt and never does it... but the mother is also 'sure' that there was no one in the backseat? Might I suggest that the young girl may have snuck someone along for the ride? Nah...that would be disobedient! The mother says that this whole thing is a 'positive' thing. What then is a negative thing....no ghosts in the picture? They were on their way to a junior beauty pageant...nothing unusual here! The mother sent the photo to the ....Director of Parapsychology, Afterlife and Paranormal Studies. I'll bet you she had his address in her contacts. This whole episode might encourage the producers of Monk to bring the show back into production...
Monk.............."Let me get this straight....you were sitting... here?
Mother..... "Yes, that's where the steering wheel is."
Monk....... "And your daughter was sitting... there?"
Mother..... "Yes...and the ghost was sitting in the back seat."
Monk........ "And your daughter didn't have her seat belt on even though you have had
thirteen traffic tickets for her not having her seat belt on?"
Mother............."I'm going to catch her one of these days."
Monk turns to Captain Stottlemeyer....
"There's something strange going on here."
Capt. Stottlemeyer rolls his eyes......
"Why...because there's a ghost in the back seat?
Monk....... "No...because this is front page Fox News.....Fair and Balanced."
Monk eyes get very bright................
"I've solved the case."
Capt. Stottlemeyer....."Monk, there's no case here."
Monk................."Oh yes there is. You see Hillary Clinton was supposed to win
the election. If she catches Robby Mook, her campaign manager,
she may strangle him! That 'ghost'... that ghost...
was Robby Mook hiding in the back seat!"
Capt. Stottlemeyer.....
"Well it does make sense....and it is her modus operandi?"
